Pins

I was in Shul this morning. I noticed that someone had put up a Mishenichnas Adar sign on the wall of the Main shul. Then I noticed that the sign had been put up with PUSH PINS. Directly into the walls! Who does such a thing? they have invented tape. I am sure the people who put of the sign have heard of it, perhaps even used it in the past. Why would someone put permanent holes in the walls of a shul that will be visible for the rest of the year once the sign is down? And push pin holes are not even reusable.

My gasted was and is completely flabbered.

Write

Sir Annoyus came strutting into my office, all proud of himself. Arrogantly asks me how long I have worked at the company. I just look at him. So he hands me a paper that someone had a question about, and had written the question at the top of the paper.  I continue to look at him. He tells me that the question is something I should certainly know. I look at the handwriting and then back at him.

Then, sheepishly, uh, that ISN'T your handwriting?

No.